You can’t work at the JFP if…

  1. Your No. 1 enemy is pizza.

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2. You hate otters, cats and bears, oh my.
Stuffed, of course.

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3. Birthdays (and cakes) aren’t your thing.

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4. You hate it when newsprint gets on your hands.

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5. You’re generally a grouch and have a bad attitude.

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6. You think climate change is fake and the earth is flat.

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7. You side with Delores Umbridge.

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8. You hate toys.

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9. You don’t believe in the voting process.

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10. You don’t believe in a work-play balance.

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11. You’re afraid of talking to people or calling them.

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12. You don’t believe in being the change.

13. You don’t dig hard work.

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14. You don’t want to change your world.

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15. You hate Jacktown. Goodbye.