Your No. 1 enemy is pizza.
2. You hate otters, cats and bears, oh my.
Stuffed, of course.
3. Birthdays (and cakes) aren’t your thing.
Photo by Zilpha Young
4. You hate it when newsprint gets on your hands.
5. You’re generally a grouch and have a bad attitude.
6. You think climate change is fake and the earth is flat.
Source: flickr/SC National Guard
7. You side with Delores Umbridge.
Source: Warner Brothers/Giphy
8. You hate toys.
Photo by Amber Helsel
9. You don’t believe in the voting process.
Source: flickr/Joe Hall
10. You don’t believe in a work-play balance.
11. You’re afraid of talking to people or calling them.
Source: TOEI Animation, Giphy
12. You don’t believe in being the change.
13. You don’t dig hard work.
Source: SXSW, Giphy
14. You don’t want to change your world.
15. You hate Jacktown. Goodbye.